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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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