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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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