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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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