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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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