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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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