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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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