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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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