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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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