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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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