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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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