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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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