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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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