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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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