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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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