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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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