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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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