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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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