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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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