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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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