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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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