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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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