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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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