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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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