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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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