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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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