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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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