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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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