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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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