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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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