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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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