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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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