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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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