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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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