Why does hot weather seem so smart?
What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?
What kind of log can't change directions?
Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?
Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?
What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?
What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?
What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?
What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?
What kind of running causes things to become empty?
Where was the toilet invented?
Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?
