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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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