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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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