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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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