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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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