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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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