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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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