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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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