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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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