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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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