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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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