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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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