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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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