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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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