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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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