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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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