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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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