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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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