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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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