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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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