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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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