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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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