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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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