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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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