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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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