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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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