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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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