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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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