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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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