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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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