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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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