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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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