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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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