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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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