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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Akiva Lane
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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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