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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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