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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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