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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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