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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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