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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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