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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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