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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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