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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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