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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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