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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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