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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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