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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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