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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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