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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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