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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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