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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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