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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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