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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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