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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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