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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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