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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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