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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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