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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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