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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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