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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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