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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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