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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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