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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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