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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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