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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

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A dingbat.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

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He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

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Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

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That's when people desert their diet.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

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That's news to me.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

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They're both called head hunters.

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When do you want to be put down?

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When making an appointment.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

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He was ready for the next stage.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

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Carbon dating.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

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Ex-centric.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

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A chocolate bar.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

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It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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