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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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