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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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