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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

2680

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

1841

Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

2465

What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

2470

Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

401

What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

1389

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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