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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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