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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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