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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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