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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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