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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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