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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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