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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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