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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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