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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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