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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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