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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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