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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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