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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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