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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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