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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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