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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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