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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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