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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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