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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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