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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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