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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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