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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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