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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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