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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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