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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

1940

What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

1501

Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

1547

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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