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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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