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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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