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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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