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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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