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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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