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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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