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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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