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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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