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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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