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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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