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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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