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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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