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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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