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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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