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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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