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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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