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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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