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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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