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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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