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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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