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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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