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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Gaucho Marx

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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