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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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