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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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