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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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