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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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