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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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