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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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A tripod.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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