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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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