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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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