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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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