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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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