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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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