Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

712
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

2725
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

1044
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

1409
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

833
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

240
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

283
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

2408
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

544
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

279
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

38