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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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