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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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