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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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