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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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