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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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