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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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