Pictures:

Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

619

Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

2124

What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

1664

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

2

How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

1384

How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

345

Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

1517

What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

1768

What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

2874

What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

2785

How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

3011