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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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