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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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