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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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