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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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