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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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