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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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