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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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