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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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