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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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