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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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