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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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