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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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