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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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