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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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