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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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