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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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