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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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