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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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