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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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