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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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